[sdiy] Guitarist Joke.

[Batz Goodfortune]

Y-ellow All.
         People who've known me for a long time know my tongue-in-cheek but 
all too frustrating attitude toward guitarists. Whatever you think of the 
intelligence of drummers, most of the ones I've worked with are Einsteins 
compared to guitarists. So it is with great pleasure that I present to you 
the quickest repair job of all time.

Recently on eBay I saw a Zoom505 fx peddle. The seller claimed "It lights 
up and it makes a sound but nothing else works." He started bidding at 5 
bux and it ended up in my hands for 15. (including post) When it arrived 
this afternoon, the first thing I saw was what looked like a bit of match 
stick, wood kinda stuff. It was jammed in one of the smaller setting 
switches on the side. I flicked it out. Note I flicked it. Not pulled it. 
Not resorted to a tool of some kind. I flicked it. The button immediately 
popped up and the unit is 100% working.

Time of repair: 5 seconds.
Cost of repair: zero.
Condition:      100%
Street value:   $95 - $120

Thank god for Guitarists for they bring thee cheap gear.

Be absolutely Icebox.

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