You know i will be on the list for that one!
> _http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm_
> (http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board_2.htm)
>
> I will soon be coming out with the all new Digital Fart-O-Tron F4000D that
> will be lightweight and roadworthy as soon as I can figure out how to
> build
> a cabinet that looks like a human arse. It will have all of the fart
> sounds found here as well as a card that provides all the sounds from
> fart
> soundboard 1. You just insert it into the crack and there you are.
>