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Subject: "Anna" Smith...

From: "J.P." <tronlord927@...>
Date: 2006-05-22

Hi Gang...
 
This missive is to respond to Rick's comments concerning Martin's future sex-change operation... and the changing of his name to "Anna".
 
The mental picture this info generated, gave me intestinal flu symptoms for 48 hours!
 
Once I recovered, I realized that Martin had three strikes against his proceeding with this:
(1) He isn't Swedish... Hell, Sweden won't let him in on a vacation visa!
 
(2) You must have musical talent. I've been a member of this group for quite a while... and I've never seen, or heard the words "Musical Talent" and "Martin Smith" in the same sentence.
 
(3) If you've seen pictures of Anna Holmgren, and especially, Anna Sofi Dahlberg... you realize that a professional female mellotronist must be beautiful... no exceptions! In Martin's case... a friend from Tennessee put it best: "No matter how hard you try... you just can't polish a..." ...well, let's say that the idea of Martin being a beautiful woman is SO WRONG in many ways!!!
 
I'm posting this information so the group can be spared an intestinal flu epidemic of biblical proportions!!!
 
J.P.
 
MicroTron 001 "... who will be glad to let Anna Sofi Dahlberg play me any time she wants!!!"


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