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> Mike, sorry to say, no matter how hard or how long you try, you couldNot exactly; I -could- simply stick my face in a bacon slicer.
> never look more wonderful than I do.
> That's why dogs shut their eyes when they hump your leg.You're just jealous because I'm getting all the sex.