Archive of the former Yahoo!Groups mailing list: Mellotronists

Yes, now you can actually increase the size of your Mellotron, and it
costs only seconds a month!

You won't believe me when I tell you that the contents of this envelope
will actually make your Mellotron up to two sizes larger while you're
driving at home to work!

There's no zizzing and dripping like the Austrian self-sharpening
razorbacks! No embarrasment from unsightly wow and flutter like the
chromium potato clocks!

You get a bigger, more luxurious Mellotron right away, and it's not a
cream or paste. Just rip the top off, and pour it in!

How much would you pay? Wait! That's not enough! Because you also get
the gypsu knives with the handy 7-in-1 all purpose non-stick sludge
pan. Makes hundreds of julienne fries in minutes and NO cleanup!

Order today and you'll get not one, but TWO complete sets with this
handsome carrying case!