My cousin sent me this joke, that is really about Manchester United and
Liverpool, but I've adapted it to be about the Oakland Raiders and the San
Diego Chargers...
A primary school teacher starts a new job at a school in the Bay Area and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class
that she is an Oakland Raiders fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Oakland fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't
you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Raiders fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a San Diego Chargers fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Chargers fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from San Diego, and my mum is a Chargers fan
and my dad is a Chargers fan, so I'm a Chargers fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason
for you to be a Chargers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug
addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled, "Oh Miss that's easy! I'd be a stinking Oakland Raiders fan."
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