<HTML><BODY style="word-wrap: break-word; -khtml-nbsp-mode: space; -khtml-line-break: after-white-space; "><DIV><BLOCKQUOTE type="cite"><DIV style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; ">Any takers on the Spiral Penis thread?</DIV></BLOCKQUOTE></DIV><DIV><BR class="khtml-block-placeholder"></DIV><DIV>"There was a young fellow named Dick</DIV><DIV>Who was cursed with a spiralling prick</DIV><DIV> So he set out to hunt</DIV><DIV> For a screw-twisted c*nt</DIV><DIV>That would match with his corkscrewy dick.</DIV><DIV><BR class="khtml-block-placeholder"></DIV><DIV>He found one, and took her to bed</DIV><DIV>And then in chagrin he dropped dead</DIV><DIV> For that spiralling snatch</DIV><DIV> It never would match -</DIV><DIV>The damn thing had a left-handed thread!"</DIV><DIV><BR class="khtml-block-placeholder"></DIV><DIV>Entry 1155 "The Limerick" - Citadel Press</DIV><FONT class="Apple-style-span" color="#0000DD"><BR class="khtml-block-placeholder"></FONT></BODY></HTML>