[sdiy] [OT] spiral water!

[Tim Parkhurst]

On 9/29/05, harrybissell <harrybissell at prodigy.net> wrote:
>
> God... what will they think of next ?
>
> spiral GALAXIES ???
>
> H^) harry
>
> asfi at eol.ca wrote:
>
> > Oh look, we're not the only folks to be surprised by spiral nuttiness:
> >
> > > Ben Goldacre
> > > Saturday September 24, 2005
> > > The Guardian
> > >
> > > The au pair said something very funny about my dinner parties the
> other day:
> > > oh hang on, wrong column. Didn't they tell you? We're all written by
> the
> > > same person. So I've been reading the BBC's health website - on the
> > > importance of drinking water - and it seems we missed a very exciting
> > > discovery: "Implosion researchers have found that if water is put
> through
> > > a spiral, its electrical field changes and it then appears to have a
> potent,
> > > restorative effect on cells."
> > >
> > > This, speaking as someone who now writes for the news pages, is
> "news".
> > > They even have further details on the water research: "In one study,
> > > seedlings watered with spiralised water grew significantly faster,
> higher
> > > and stronger than those given ordinary water."
> >
> > Read the whole shebang here....
> >
> > http://www.guardian.co.uk/life/badscience/story/0,12980,1578498,00.html
> >
> > - Colin Hinz
> > Toronto, Canada
> > (but temporarily in Vancouver, BC)
>
>  I'm thinking... I'll bet I could sell special 'spiral-wound field aligned
speaker cables' to audiophiles at $50 a foot. It's obviously been
scientifically proven that sending things in a sprial (be it water or
'oxygen-free' copper cable) changes/reverses/aligns its electrical field
permanently. Coming soon, exclusive "Spiraligned (tm)" speaker cable for
improved imaging, clarity, pronounced bla bla bla bla, from SSOS (Servo
Snake Oil Systems). We just need to do a group buy on a bunch of 12ga zip
cord. ;)
 By the way, what the HECK is an 'Implosion Researcher?'
 Tim (that's $150 a meter in the EU) Servo
--
"Imagination is more important than knowledge." - Albert Einstein
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