[sdiy] [OT] Spiral Penis (was: 'Perfect' VCOs? Penis size!)

[Grant Richter]

> Any takers on the Spiral Penis thread?

"There was a young fellow named Dick
Who was cursed with a spiralling prick
     So he set out to hunt
     For a screw-twisted c*nt
That would match with his corkscrewy dick.

He found one, and took her to bed
And then in chagrin he dropped dead
    For that spiralling snatch
    It never would match -
The damn thing had a left-handed thread!"

Entry 1155  "The Limerick" - Citadel Press

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