[sdiy] Senso's garage sale forever...

[Batz Goodfortune]

Y-ellow Tim, Harry, Senso 'n' all.

At 12:38 PM 2/22/05 -0800, Tim Parkhurst wrote:
>Okay, so THAT might be an application for those gyroscope transducers! A
>DSP-based reverb that would go "BLOING!" when you kick the enclosure. I can
>just see the menu choices for various 'cabinet emulations.'
>
>"Let's see, I want the sound of a Fender Twin being kicked by a size 10 Doc
>Martin Steel Toe..."

Oh yes please. That's a feature I could really do with. But only if you add 
a staircase parameter. IE:

Cabinet type     [Fender Twin   ]
Footwear         [Doc Martin    ]
Shoe size        [        10.003]
boot impact speed[     37.5 mph ]
Staircase        [concrete      ]
No of Flights    [             3]
steps per Flight [            12]
Staircase angle  [            45]  (20 ~ 90 degrees. 90 = vertical drop.)

Oh. how I've wanted this. Ever since we pushed a brand new yamaha CP60 
piano down a 3 story flight. What did we care? It was owned by Yamaha 
Australia. As was the guy who gave it the initial kick. Such a delicious 
sound. Surpassed only by the box of cymbals and drum paraphernalia which 
followed. The damn thing survived and was playable. Well, once we 
re-attached the keyboard. Which had sprung open half way down when it 
glanced off the wall, turned and barrel rolled down the remaining steps.

Anyone who's lugged a CP60s up 3 stories and says they like the sound, 
obviously hasn't played one properly.

This is exactly the kind of PHYSICAL MODELING we need to get from our 
"audio processors" these days. Put me down for one.

Be absolutely Icebox.

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