SV: [sdiy] ~ A Major Modular Announcement ~ with added comic relief!

[karl dalen]

Place a ;-) after!

***** PRESS RELEASE 12/08/05 *****
> They said it couldn't be done... 
> but Team Cynthia went and figured it out anyway!
> Cyndustries.Com announces
> The Amazing New Zeroscillator!

You better make shure it is! 

> A Liquid Smooth All Analog Through-Zero FM Oscillator for 
> Modular
> Synthesizers
> For the first time traditional digital FM synthesis is possible >in an all
analog signal path.

Weeeell, its early yet!

> Features Include:
>  
> Through-zero Linear FM Operation.  
> AC & DC Linear FM Inputs with 4-Quadrant Dynamic Depth VCA.  
> Separate Outputs for All Traditional Waveforms.
> Voltage Controlled Bi-Phasic Waveform Morphing in Four-Phase
> Quadrature.

No ocatature biphase, razzing penta over slide with bupp?
Im dissapointed!

> Variable Synch.

Larry synch?! Newer heard of him
  
> Precision Ten-Turn Tuning Knob.

twist, twist, twist!

> Switchable Linear Bias

ugh!
 
> Modulation Depth and Polarity LEDs.
> Unique Time Reversal Input!  

Sounds like a device from StarTrek!
  
> What does all this mean?  

I have no idea!

> It means incredibly rich and alive sonic textures are now 
> available to you!
> It means that brass, woodwinds, percussion and exotic electronic mayhem are
just a  knob-twist away without need of filtering or other spectral
post-processing!

You ment 10 twist's!

> It means a whole new, exciting way of synthesizing sound on your modular!  
> 
> Advanced engineering and the very latest in exotic >semiconductors enable the
 amazing

Exotic, sounds interesting what can that
be non replaceable lemon tasteing IC's!
 
> Zeroscillator to create classic (digital) Linear FM Synthesis on your modular
> with 
> reliable, all-analog ("Look Ma, no aliasing!") circuitry.

But thats nice!
 
> Physically, the Zeroscillator's design and build quality are
> stratospheric. 

Oh i can just feel it, i'm suffocating from the altitude!

> The finest components are employed using high-quality 4-layer >circuit
boards,

I bet he couldent fit it on 2 layers!

> NKK 
> Switches and Switchcraft connectors.  

Made in china.

>All chips are in military-grade type
> gold 
> sockets, and gold connectors are used internally for years of trouble-free
> maintainance.

Lots of gold has to be expencive!
   
> Sonically, Zeroscillators produce crystaline FM textures >without the
assorted  noises and 
> grit of digital.  Zeroscillators increase the sophistication of your music
because each use 
> is a delightful journey into undiscovered, exciting new >dimensions!

Sophistication of exiting new dimensions!!!!
Yeah, shure, you sounds your having flight on extacy right now. 

Well, lots of sales fat but i do hope you sell well, 
im shure the Modcan module will be a neat oscillator.

Reg
KD