[sdiy] slightly OT: midified drums

[Rainer Buchty]

>From my experience, many human drummers play at vol=255 (max) all the
>time anyway - hence, it's completely realistic! ;^)

Keyboarder to Drummer: "Say, can't you play a bit more, hm, dynamic?"
Drummer to Keyboarder: "Uhm, I'm already playing as loud as possible!"

Oh, and my favorite:
Guitarist to Keyboarder: "The keyboard is way too loud!"

(He stopped yelling that after I showed him that I just pretended to
play while the keyboard was switched to "local off"...)

Rainer