[sdiy] Sources for TI 2N76477

[synth at oldmail.charlielamm.com]

Hilarious!

On Tue, 22 Jun 2004, Thomas Hudson wrote:

> 
>   FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. 
> THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP 
> SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY 
> TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING 
> TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
> 
>   WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL 
> WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF TI 2N76477 INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH 
> FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS 
> BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR 
> ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
> 
>   THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME 
> HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED 
> THEMSELVES CONTRACTS FOR PINBALL MACHINES WHICH WERE GROSSLY 
> OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT 
> SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED 
> CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF 
> NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
> 
>   HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF 
> THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THESE TI 2N76477 IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE 
> THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE 
> PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD 
> TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED 
> AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. 
> WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 
> 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND 
> ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO 
> COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
> 
>   PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE 
> THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT 
> OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-2N76477, YOUR COMPANY'S 
> SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE 
> US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE 
> WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE 
> CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
> 
>   WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT 
> YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT 
> OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU 
> DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM 
> YOU.
> 
>   YOURS FAITHFULLY,
> 
>   DR TI CHIP DE PINBALL.
> 
>   NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (TI 2N76477) IN ALL YOUR 
> RESPONSES.
> 
> 
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