FWD: Re: [sdiy] Don't Touch

[jdm at synthcom.com]

This thread has long since gone off the rails, but this one tops them all.

JDM

>Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 21:18:49 -0800 (PST)
>From: Neil Bradley <neil at synthcom.com>
>To: <synth-diy at dropmix.xs4all.nl>
>
>> > I recommend beer, hard-boiled eggs, and snickers bars.  Combine the wind
>> > sensor with an odor sensor to modulate multiple sound parameters.  Of
>> > course you will probably have to resign yourself to being a solo act.
>
>> Does pissing on some sort of control surface count as touching the synth?
>
>Ooooh... Ideas abound!
>
>* A Fecofilter(tm) control. Defecate more to increase the filter cutoff.
>Nonsolid defecation results in unpredictable filter modulation.
>
>* Loogielayer(tm) mode. Layer mode control that lasts as long as the
>loogie is in liquid form.
>
>* Wah-wah-woody(tm). Only available for male players. Provides erection
>controlled modulation (ECM). Will not function in a guitar environment.
>
>* BoogerFooger(tm) (Bob, eat your heart out). Not sure what this does, but
>it has something to do with envelopes, filters, overdrives, and boogers.
>
>* Orgascilator(tm). Orgasm controlled oscillator. Insert capacitive probe
>far enough in any orifice to achieve a brilliant filter sweep.
>
>* Tampass filter(tm). Processes audio as if it were run through a tampon.
>
>And here I thought the bridge between bodily functions and synthesizers
>would EVER be gapped!
>
>I'll leave you all with this thought:
>
> http://www.engrish.com/recentdiscoveries.html
>
>-->Neil
>
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