[sdiy] OK I found the poem...

[harry]

Not exactly like I remembered it... maybe there was another version ???

One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Henry decided to try to
get a cute little coil to
let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on
his Mega cycle. They rode
across the Wheatstone bridge, around by the sine wave, and stopped in a
magnetic field by a
flowing current.

Micro Henry, attracted by Millie's characteristic curves, soon had her
resistance at a minimum
and his field was fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential,
raised her frequency, lowered
her capacitance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted his
probe into her test socket,
connected them in paralell, and began to short circuit her shunt.

Fully excited Millie Amp exclaimed, "Mho, mho, mho." With his tube
operating at it's maximum
peak current and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon
reached her maximum peak
potential. The excess current flow had gotten her coil hot and Micro
Henry started rapidly
discharging and soon had drained off every last electron.

They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets, until
Micro Henry's bar magnet had
lost all of it's field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self
induction and damaged her
solenoid. With his batteries fully discharged, Micro Henry was unable to
further excite his
generator, so they ended it all by reversing polarity and blowing each
other's fuses.

H^) harry

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