[sdiy] Resistor War !!!

[harry]

Of course if a large group of audiophiles gather in one place they may
attract a "depleted uranium" deposit of their own... airmail !

H^)

">>>marjan<<<" wrote:

> > Be sure to thoroughly coat the walls of the cooling chamber with green shoe
> > polish to absorb any digital photons that might escape from your CD player.
> > Remove all IR emitting devices such as remote controls from the building
> > for at least a week. This is necessary due the Bad Photon Memory Effect,
> > which is heightened by the mere presence of audiophiles in the
> > neighborhood. If you have any fluorescent lighting in the room, be sure it
> > is the kind made with Titanium Distilled Mercury, otherwise you will have
> > to swab down the walls with a wash of Dark Sinister (tm), which is only
> > available from Afghanistan.
>
> and it's very important not to have ANY human listeners in the room
> as human body heat disturbs ideal conditions (solution: dip the
> audiophile in the liquid nitrogen too :)...
>
> and, of course, you all know you need that depleted uranium to make
> quality contacts for speakers, and it's available only from me...
>
> marjan