[sdiy] Resistor War !!!

[>>>marjan<<<]

> Be sure to thoroughly coat the walls of the cooling chamber with green shoe
> polish to absorb any digital photons that might escape from your CD player.
> Remove all IR emitting devices such as remote controls from the building
> for at least a week. This is necessary due the Bad Photon Memory Effect,
> which is heightened by the mere presence of audiophiles in the
> neighborhood. If you have any fluorescent lighting in the room, be sure it
> is the kind made with Titanium Distilled Mercury, otherwise you will have
> to swab down the walls with a wash of Dark Sinister (tm), which is only
> available from Afghanistan.


and it's very important not to have ANY human listeners in the room 
as human body heat disturbs ideal conditions (solution: dip the 
audiophile in the liquid nitrogen too :)...

and, of course, you all know you need that depleted uranium to make
quality contacts for speakers, and it's available only from me...



marjan