[sdiy] Resistor War !!!

[Scott Evans, Gen Mgr]

You sound like a guy that used to come into the stereo store I used to work at.

Scott

KA4HJH wrote:

> >    Yes, but you would have to make sure that it was liquid nitrogen of the
> >correct isotope.  I would be willing to bet that the heavier (and more
> >rare, thus
> >more expensive) isotopes make the resistors sound much better than the common
> >everyday isotopes that lesser users cool their resistors with....
>
> Be sure to thoroughly coat the walls of the cooling chamber with green shoe
> polish to absorb any digital photons that might escape from your CD player.
> Remove all IR emitting devices such as remote controls from the building
> for at least a week. This is necessary due the Bad Photon Memory Effect,
> which is heightened by the mere presence of audiophiles in the
> neighborhood. If you have any fluorescent lighting in the room, be sure it
> is the kind made with Titanium Distilled Mercury, otherwise you will have
> to swab down the walls with a wash of Dark Sinister (tm), which is only
> available from Afghanistan.
>
> --
> Terry Bowman, KA4HJH
> "The Mac Doctor"