[sdiy] Resistor War !!!

[KA4HJH]

>    Yes, but you would have to make sure that it was liquid nitrogen of the
>correct isotope.  I would be willing to bet that the heavier (and more
>rare, thus
>more expensive) isotopes make the resistors sound much better than the common
>everyday isotopes that lesser users cool their resistors with....

Be sure to thoroughly coat the walls of the cooling chamber with green shoe
polish to absorb any digital photons that might escape from your CD player.
Remove all IR emitting devices such as remote controls from the building
for at least a week. This is necessary due the Bad Photon Memory Effect,
which is heightened by the mere presence of audiophiles in the
neighborhood. If you have any fluorescent lighting in the room, be sure it
is the kind made with Titanium Distilled Mercury, otherwise you will have
to swab down the walls with a wash of Dark Sinister (tm), which is only
available from Afghanistan.

-- 
Terry Bowman, KA4HJH
"The Mac Doctor"