milli ohm meter query

[Magnus Danielson]

From: KA4HJH <ka4hjh at gte.net>
Subject: Re: milli ohm meter query
Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 13:07:19 -0500

> >Mr. Perry's tour will include will include a concert at the well reknowned
> >french institute of short curcuits in Paris, which holds the reference
> >short-curcuit. He is also scheduled for an event in US at the National
> >Institute of Short Curcuits (NISC). He is sponsored by the Australian
> >Department for Practical use of Short-Circuits.
> 
> This is to inform you that to the best of our knowledge Mr. Perry is 
> in no way associated with the Short-sighted Circus currently active 
> in Australia. Obviously it is easy to confuse the two. Perhaps the 
> young (not to be confused with George, Angus, or Malcom) Bob Pease 
> has a circuit in his book for distinguishing the two. I think it's 
> called a "crapometer". One should be careful to use a meter movement 
> with a very stout needle.

Young Bob Pease further want to make clear that his "carpometer" should not
be confused with the Crapotronics Synthesizers and that he (Mr. Pease) is not
in any way associated with Crapotronics Inc. Rumours has it that Mr. Pease's
contributed improved curcuits to Crapotronics but those where rejected as being
"overly complex and of doubtfull quality and stability" by a Crapotronics
old-timer engineer. Crapotronics officials has denied any connection with Bob
Pease (not Moog). We have found that such a connection does not lie in the
interest of both parties.

Cheers,
Magnus