(OT Joke) Chain Virus Warning

[harry]

I got a phony Virus Warning the other day... It was hilarious !!! So I
propose
for those who like to be playful once in a while... that everyone adds a
couple of
lines to this warning list. And maybe even send it to people off list...
I'll die laughing
when some salesman at work forwards it back to me !!!

I put the (OT) to not waste anyone's time.

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I got a warning about this new virus... it is so bad that...

1) It not only deletes everything in your hard drive, but erases all
magnetic media
within 50' of the infected computer. I have heard a rumor that encasing
the media
in a MuMetal shield can protect it... but that's heresay.

2) I will remove your windows operating system and install DOS 3.1 in
its place. I realize
that this is actually a feature for most windows users... but how would
you like that on your MAC ???

<to be continued?>

H^) harry