Just deserts--you told me so!

[Rob & Heather Williams]

It seems the powers of the universe have insured I get my just deserts
for having illegally cracked synth software.  I had a full blown version
of the Generator v1.57 softsynth program until my hard drive just
crashed.  Now it's gone forever and I have nowhere to indulge my
addiction.  And I can't afford the $300 do replace it legally.  No more
can I play my analog Moogs and Arps and Buchlas and Junos!

All the people who condem illegally copied software were right.  Go
ahead and tell me you told me so.  I am a bad, evil person for having
used this.  I am a miserable creature and need to be shot.

Robert