uP programming startup

[Rob]

Okay, I want to program PIC chips..
I need a KIT.. a simple KIT, with a book on the commands, maybe a few
simple examples, a programmer, and software..
I HAVE looked at all the commercial sites, but they are soo damn
confusing i want to scream...
Im soo irritated by the layout and confusion of some of these sites, it
makes me want to program with an SBC again and just do straight
assembler with a 6800..

Someone help me out here.. BTW, I only have about $100 bux to spend..

Rob